God Has a Wicked Sense of Humor!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love God, I respect God, I fear God!!  But come to think of it, I have come to the conclusion that He has a wicked sense of humor!!!

Women are gifted with many good attributes.  Physically pleasing.  Soft spoken (except Caribbean women).  Extremely intelligent.  Outrageously resourceful.  But what does God decide to do, just to keep the playing field interesting?  He decides to give the male the penis!!!  Think about it ladies.  What would men be without the penis?  Nothing!!!  That's what.  But then, poor dears, if we also had that, what a one sided world this would be?

Oh, wait, that's not the half of it.  Not only are we forced to keep them around, for obvious reasons, but to add salt to the wound, women blossom into their sexual peak in their mid forties.  Men?  Men go down hill after their twenties.  Unfair, isn't it?  Just when we figure out what to do with ourselves, men start looking at the younger, unattained specimens.

If you ever wonder why men are so driven to make their fortunes and make their marks in life, I just gave you the answer.  They need that money and charisma to attract that young female.  Sad but true.  Because if they really thought with their brain, they would come to the conclusion that finding a mate closer to their age, intelligence and similar tastes would, in the long run, be more beneficial to a long lasting mutually satisfying relationship.

In all this, I blame God.  (Don't worry, me and God are cool, I won't be struck by lightning, right, God, hello, you there?!) :)   He, in His infinite wisdom, wanted to see how females would overcome such a dilemma.  Such a conundrum.

One temporary solution, is the Cougar mentality.  Women who are willing to pass their wisdom and patience to younger, more virile men.  Men who are willing to experience the sensual, intellectual, spiritual side of lovemaking.  And in finding these men, these older, wiser women find a more physically compatible partner.  This Cougar relationship flourishes until the younger man reaches a plateau of comprehension, of self awareness, which he then wishes to bestow on a subject of his own.   The thorn in every older woman's side, the younger, unattained specimen.

If you have gotten this far on my blog, you are probably waiting for my solution to this problem, right?  Well, if this has been going on since the beginning of time, what on earth makes you think I can come up with a solution?   I can't.  I can only advocate self love.

Ladies, love and respect yourselves first.  It's amazing the admiration one can acquire when people see those qualities in you.  This is pertinent, regardless of what stage of life you happen to be in or your economic status.  Don't ever let these two facts of life define who you are.  We have to live and strive with the cards that we are dealt.  And the ultimate poker player is the Big Guy above.  And boy, can He be a wicked character sometimes!